The Managing Director
Saturday, 14th November 2026 GMT* - CATA LOGG INFO - INDX
The character of The Managing Director SPOKE by Tam Dean Burn
Any other characters SPOKE by the former Bill Drummond
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From the Desk of The Managing Director of Penkiln Burn Recordings
Friday, 14th November 2025
Dear Concerned Parties,
As of today, the 480 physical copies of the long-playing record EMOTIONS by The Tied Hands has been released.
As for where these 480 copies might be purchased, we know little...
Other than...
There will be copies at the construction of the Coventry Soup Line and at the Tied Toes performance. Both these events happening at the Delia Derbyshire Building in Coventry.
We also assume...
Copies will be available via mail order from www.alimentation.cc/penkiln-burn
WARNING:
The release of this record also marks the launch of a new strategy in commerce, named Reverse Investment.
Reverse Investment means that copies of EMOTIONS by The Tied Hands will decrease in value by a penny a day. Thus, you are encouraged to buy your copy before they become worthless.
Yours Faithfully,
The Managing Director of Penkiln Burn Recordings
