The Managing Director

The character of The Managing Director SPOKE by Tam Dean Burn
Any other characters SPOKE by the former Bill Drummond

ONE HUNDRED QUESTIONS

SPOKE

WRIT

From the Desk of The Managing Director of Penkiln Burn Recordings
Tuesday, 28th October 2025

Dear Concerned Parties,

The former Bill Drummond is uncertain...

The former Bill Drummond is uncertain about almost everything in life.

This uncertainty usually takes the form of his mind bombarding his thoughts with an endless list of questions he does not have the answers to.

Most mornings, the endless list of questions begins when he is still not fully awake wondering what the meaning of the dream is, as in a dream he has as yet not fully escaped from.

What follows are a selection of the questions that his mind has been bombarding his thoughts with this morning.

This selection of the questions might contain some of the ONE HUNDRED QUESTIONS that will be asked in exchange for a bowl of soup at the Delia Derbyshire Building between 5pm and 8pm on Friday the 14th of October 2025.

But...

In the meantime, you can answer as many or as few as these questions you want, as long as the combined word count of your answers is no more than 100 words. And then email your Anwer(s) to me via md@penkilnburn.com

Your Answer(s) will then be considered upfront payment for your Bowl of Soup, if you were to attend the soup kitchen at Delia Derbyshire Building as mentioned above.

That said, your answers to any (or all of the) following questions will be welcomed by the former Bill Drummond and may find themselves being used as content on these pages in the coming days / weeks / months or even years. If they are I will have to instruct that former Bill Drummond to record himself reading them out to you.

Yours Faithfully,

The Managing Director of Penkiln Burn Recordings