THE LIFE MODEL

AGES & AUTHORS

CHILDHOOD

GESTATION

8th of July 1952 to 28th April 1953

Over
BEFORE I WAS BORN
by Su Jackson
of Rodney Street, Liverpool

Under
IT WAS A LONG GESTATION
by Jason Urquhart
of Dicksonfield, Edinburgh

Year Zero

29th of April 1953 to 28th of April 1954

Over
TAKING A FISH FOR A WALK
by Tracy Hobson
of Ramsgate, Kent

Under
TWO EMPTY PAGES
by Missing in Action
of Unknown

I Am One

29th of April 1954 to 28th of April 1955

Over
SOUND IS THE TRUE ANARCHIST
by Astrid Bin
of Berlin, Deutschland

Under
HUNGRY FOR ICE CREAM
by Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz
of Rice, MN 56367, USA

I Am Two

29th of April 1955 to 28th of April 1956

Over
PINK IS THE COLOUR
by Dominic Wade
of Fishponds, Bristol

Under
I WILL NOT GOT GENTLE
by Don McCracken
of Helsinki, Finland

A Troubled Dream
FULL TO THE BRIM
by Taras Young
of Waverley Park, Edinburgh

I Am Three

29th of April 1956 to 28th of April 1957

Over
THE THREE CANDLES OF LIFE
by Ian Thompson
of Teneriffe, Australia

Under
MR BUN FOREVER
by Mark Buckley
of Poynton, Cheshire

I Am Four

29th of April 1957 to 28th of April 1958

Over
THE COLOUR GREY
by Richard Beattie
of Sale, Greater Manchester

Under
A WOODEN FORT
by James Bell
of Cirencester, Gloucestershire

A Troubled Dream
DARKLY HOODED FIGURES
by Mark Duckett
of Rushmere St. Andrew, Suffolk

I Am Five

29th of April 1958 to 28th of April 1959

Over
BANGERS & MATCHES
by Rebecca “Becci” James
of Lemon Press, Redditch

Under
A THUD ON THE ROOF
by Jane Ellis
of Kingston-upon-Hull, Humberside

I Am Six

29th of April 1959 to 28th of April 1960

Over
SEVENTEEN NUMBER ONES
by Stewart Nolan
of Allschwil, Switzerland

Under
YOU GOT MY LIFE
by India Goldsmith
of Glenhope, Victoria, Australia

I Am Seven

29th of April 1960 to 28th of April 1961

Over
I WANTED TO BE A LION
by Hardloader Droid
of Unknown

A Troubled Dream
DRIP DRIP DROP
by Rachel Rix-Moore
of Beeston, Leeds

Under
BEFORE
by Toby Berryman
of Porthleven, Cornwall,

I Am Eight

29th of April 1961 to 28th of April 1962

Over
TWO BLANK PAGES
by Ian Woodhouse
of Unknown

Under
DRUM MOND©.
by Rhys Howell
of Berlin, Deutschland

A Troubled Dream
THE SNIPER MOVES
by Rob Bones
of Rumney, South Glamorgan

I Am Nine

29th of April 1962 to 28th of April 1963

Over
I LIKE TO HANG UPSIDE DOWN
by Steve Hand
of Houston, Texas

Under
SWIMMING ALL NIGHT
by Nick Shimmin
of Camperdown, New South Wales, Australia

I Am Ten

29th of April 1963 to 28th of April 1964

Over
TEN OUT OF TEN
by Finlay MacArthur
of Stoke Albany, Leicestershire 

Under
MY DARK FOREST DAYS
by Hazel Palmer
of Balfron, Glasgow

A Troubled Dream
BLACKBIRD STEW
by Taras Young

I Am Eleven

29th of April 1964 to 28th of April 1965

Over
GLENN GOULD VERSUS J. S. BACH
by olo J. Milkman
of Cumberland, British Columbia

Under
POP HAD ALREADY EATEN ITSELF
by Hugh Reynolds
of Hawthorne Street, Bristol

A Troubled Dream
THE OSMONDS ON A PLANE
by John D Pearson
of Maryhill, Glasgow

I Am Twelve

29th of April 1965 to 28th of April 1966

Over
LOW RENT GOLD RUSH
by 1000 Yard Store
or maybe... Dai Jones
of Edinburgh, Midlothian

Under
TRIN AND ISKO KNEW...
by Nic Toupee
of Sandbach, Cheshire

TEENS

I Am Thirteen

29th of April 1966 to 28th of April 1967

Above
THIRTEEN - UNLUCKY FOR SOME
by George McWilliams
of Old London Road, Hastings

Below
A MIST DESCENDS
by Rob Horrocks
of Handsworth, Birmingham

A Troubled Dream
SHED
by Matthew Sheret
of Upper Sydenham, London 

I Am Fourteen

29th of April 1967 to 28th of April 1968

Above
THE SUEDEHEADS’ REVENGE
by Damon Fairclough
of Harthill Avenue, Liverpool

Below
ON A DARK DARK NIGHT
by Lane Shipsey
of Cork City, County Cork

I Am Fifteen

29th of April 1968 to 28th of April 1969

Above
AS I LAY IN BED
by Alan McGregor
of Walton Street, Glasgow

Below
MY FIRST TASTE OF THE ABYSS
by Dougie Birrell
of Aberdour, The Kingdom of Fife

I Am Sixteen

29th of April 1969 to 28th of April 1970

Above
UNDER THE TABLES
by Matt Oakes
of Abbotts Close, Liverpool

Below
ALCHEMY IN THE UK
by Paul McLeman
of Edinburgh on the Firth of Forth

I Am Seventeen

29th of April 1970 to 28th of April 1971

Above
THEY WERE SHITE
by Simon McCormick
of Bangor, County Down

Below
I KILLED MY BEST PAL
by Adam Jacobs
of Sussex Avenue, London

I Am Eighteen

29th of April 1971 to 28th of April 1972

Above
CHANGE THEM YOURSELF
by Giles H Brown
of Clifton Wood, Bristol

Below
DEAR BRITISH SKI JUMPING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
by Luisella Mazza
of Beaumont Street, London

A Troubled Dream
I LOVE MY MILK FLOAT
by Dave Mankind
of Royston
South Yorkshire

I Am Nineteen

29th of April 1972 to 28th of April 1973

Above
ME & LINDA LOVELACE
by Ian Williams
of Rockhampton, Gloucestershire

Below
MUCKY MAGS
by Andrew Austin
of El Paso, Texas, USA

A Troubled Dream
BAD LUCK COMES IN THREES
by S J Bradley
of Leeds, Yorkshire

TWENTIES

I Am Twenty

29th of April 1973 to 28th of April 1974

Over
A DARKER CANVAS
by Liam Keegans
of Corby, Northamptonshire

Under
CORNFLAKES, LIONS, KNITTING NEEDLES & HATE-MAIL
by Tim Priestley
of Sinfin, Derbyshire

A Troubled Dream
THEN YOU CAN TELL ME GOODBYE
by Kenny Bell
of Glapwell, Derbyshire 

I Am Twenty-One

29th of April 1974 to 28th of April 1975

Over
WATER BABIES EXIST
by Jon Bounds
of Abingdon, Oxfordshire

Under
FISH-FUCKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
by Peter Robinson
of West Wickham, Kent

I Am Twenty-Two

29th of April 1975 to 28th of April 1976

Over
THE TWENTY SECOND YEAR
by Angus Batey
of Duxford, Cambridgeshire

Under
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHITE
by Kaavous Clayton
of Great Yarmouth, Norfolk

I Am Twenty-Three

29th of April 1976 to 28th of April 1977

Over
THE FOUR OF SPADES
by Matt Walczak
of Newton, Massachusetts

Under
MIRROR MIRROR?
By Doug Robertson
of Amsterdam, Netherlands

I Am Twenty-Four

29th of April 1977 to 28th of April 1978

Over
MY BEAUTIFUL TUNNEL
by Dave Andrews
of Dock Lane, Shipley 

Under
AND I WONDERED
by Nerys Hucker
of Malmesbury, Wiltshire

I Am Twenty-Five

29th of April 1978 to 28th of April 1979

Over
MAKE MORE MISTAKES
by Jon Mueller
of Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin

Under
THREE STAIRS UP
by Katrina Crear
of Berlin, Deutschland

I Am Twenty-Six

29th of April 1979 to 28th of April 1980

Over
THE BIRDS SAND HER NAME
by Trond Jervell
of Gravdal, Norway

Under
WORDS FROM THE FAROE ISLANDS
by Andrew Harper
of Carlton, Tasmania, Australia

I Am Twenty-Seven

29th of April 1980 to 28th of April 1981

Over
NOTHING’S QUITE ADDING UP
by Ian Willett-Jacob
of Vancouver, WA 98663, USA

Under
THE THIRD PERSON SPEAKS
by Sean Mehmet
of Matsumoto City, Japan

A Troubled Dream
THE BUS
by Nick Anderson
of Inverness, The Highlands

I Am Twenty-Eight

29th of April 1981 to 28th of April 1982

Over
MEOW
by Andrew Neilson
of Droylsden, Manchester

Under
FEAR OF MEOW MEOW
by Lizz Meredith
of Reddish, Stockport

I Am Twenty-Nine

29th of April 1982 to 28th of April 1983

Over
SATURN CAN DO ONE
by Ali Flind
of Luccombe, Minehead

Under
BAKING IN THE OVEN
by Daniel Bushell
of Didcot, Oxfordshire

A Troubled Dream
THE BUNNY
by Simon Fellowes
of Queen’s Park, London

THIRTIES

I Am Thirty

29th of April 1983 to 28th of April 1984

Above
I WAS STILL MANAGING BANANARAMA
by Paul Austin
of Hall Lane, Knapton

Below
MY STORY IS HIS STORY
by Andrew Brooks
of Briar Hill Way, Salford

A Troubled Dream
CHOPPY WATERS
by Harvey Johnman
of Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire

I Am Thirty-One

29th of April 1984 to 28th of April 1985

Above
I’M FULL OF FARTS
by Stephen Clarke 1980
of Belfast & Edinburgh 

Below
THIRD KULTURE KID
by Graham Mackenzie
of Edinburgh-next-to-Leith

I Am Thirty-Two

29th of April 1985 to 28th of April 1986

Above
TWO BLANK PAGES
by Matthew Owen
of Untermünkheim, Deutschland

Below
BLEACH & MUNGO
by Adam Roden
of Promenade, Llanfairfechan,

I Am Thirty-Three

29th of April 1986 to 28th of April 1987

Above
DRAWING TO A CLOSE
by Mark Hughes
of Saltdean, Brighton

Below
33 1/3 RPM
by Tracey Moberly
Puerto de Pollença
Majorca

I Am Thirty-Four

29th of April 1987 to 28th of April 1988

Above
WHO’S BAD?
by Tim Dooley
of Cedar Falls, IA  50613

Below
THE GODDESS OF VINYL
by Pete Andrew
of Llithfaen, Pwllheli

I Am Thirty-Five

29th of April 1988 to 28th of April 1989

Above
LLOYD’S CAFÉ BURNING DOWN
by Markku Essel
of Helsinki, Finland

Below
THE WAITING GAME
by Mark Smith
of Rijswijk, Zuid-Holland, The Netherlands 

I Am Thirty-Six

29th of April 1989 to 28th of April 1990

Above
BRAIN, HEART & EYES
by Kate Connolly
of Hornsey Road, London

Below
THE SCISSORMAN EDIT
by Stewart Paling
of Wimbledon, London

A Troubled Dream
Anthony Wilson was a prick but sometimes there is a nagging feeling he was right...
by Patrick Lansley
of Broadstone, Dublin

I Am Thirty-Seven

29th of April 1990 to 28th of April 1991

Above
WHERE IS THE TEABOY?
by Giles Perkins
of Silverton, Devon

Below
THE CURLEWS ARE CALLING
by Aly Fence
of Leamington Spa, Warwickshire

I Am Thirty-Eight

29th of April 1991 to 28th of April 1992

Above
UNPUBLISHED DIARY ENTRY BY BILL DRUMMOND DATED THE 13TH OF FEBRUARY 1992
by Joseph Whitt
of Athens, Alabama, USA

Below
A CRITIQUE
by Stuart Betts
of Old Costessey, Norfolk

A Troubled Dream
Mental Health, Pronouns and Teeth Envy
by Steven Nicholls
of Chesterfield, Derbyshire

I Am Thirty-Nine

29th of April 1992 to 28th of April 1993

Above
GET AWAY QUICK
by Paul Finn
of Effingham Road, London

Below
QUEEN YVETTE THE FIRST
by John Hampson
of Gainsborough Street, London

A Troubled Dream
TORN-UP PHOTOGRAPH ON THE GROUND
by Israel Sanchez Fuster
of Valencia, Spain

FORTIES

I Am Forty

29th of April 1993 to 28th of April 1994

Over
ARE YOU MY COELACANTH?
by Neil Scott
of St Ives, Cornwall

Under
LOITERING WITH DISCONTENT
by Martin Sketchley
of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire

A Troubled Dream
THE WOMAN IN THE BATH
by Yab Yey Yan Communications
of Marylebone, London

I Am Forty-One

29th of April 1994 to 28th of April 1995

Over
STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON
by Anthony Dhanendran
of Thornhill Road, Surbiton 

Under
TWO EMPTY PAGES
by Stuart Young
of Unknown

I Am Forty-Two

29th of April 1995 to 28th of April 1996

Over
BOOTIFUL, JUST BOOTIFUL
by Ade Cartwright
of Diglis Avenue, Worcester 

Under
WHY?
by Deborah Kee Higgins
of Barcelona, Spain

A Troubled Dream
DREAMING OF CAR PARKS
by Richard Bryant
of Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands

I Am Forty-Three

29th of April 1996 to 28th of April 1997

Over
TUPAC SHAKUR IS DEAD
by Yaron Vag
of Tel-Aviv, Israel

Under
I’VE NEVER BEEN BACK
by Chris Lloyd
of Walsall, The Black Country

I Am Forty-Four

29th of April 1997 to 28th of April 1998

Over
POP IS THE REAL NEWS
aka The Current Future
by Thomas Sharp
of Heworth Green, York

Under
THE FIRST RIPPLE?
by Ian Barrett
of Jurassic Jewellery, Withington 

A Troubled Dream
MAN IN A BARREL
by Terry Glancy
of Peebles Road by The River Tweed

I Am Forty-Five

29th of April 1998 to 28th of April 1999

Over
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL OSSIAN
by Hubert Huzzah
of Fairfield, Liverpool

Under
HOW TO SUSPEND TIME
by Marek Jaskiewicz
of Solihull, West Midlands

I Am Forty-Six

29th of April 1999 to 28th of April 2000

Over
THE END OF THE WORLD
by Gary Fowles
of Nordingra, Sweden

Under
TWO EMPTY PAGES
by Constant Shallowness
of Unknown

A Troubled Dream
YES BOBBY! YES BOBBY! YES BOBBY!
by Johan Hultgren
of Bromma, Sweden

I Am Forty-Seven

29th of April 2000 to 28th of April 2001

Over
FOR SALE
by John Shepherd
of Ovington, Northumberland

Under
ENTERING THE FOREST
by Leila Abbas
of Crookes, Sheffield

I Am Forty-Eight

29th of April 2001 to 28th of April 2002

Over
HOW MANY NUMBERS DO YOU HAVE?
by Simon Peetoom
of Meriden, Coventry

Under
FORTY STOLEN RECORDS
by Mark Didmon
of Caythorpe, Nottinghamshire

I Am Forty-Nine

29th of April 2002 to 28th of April 2003

Over
MACCHESNEY THE CAT
by Gary Nash
of Exmouth, Devon

Under
THIS KELPIE LOVES YOU
by Philip G Paterson
of Whitley, Yorkshire

FIFTIES

I Am Fifty

29th of April 2003 to 28th of April 2004

Above
TWO BLANK PAGES
by James Suttie
of Unknown

Below
THE TICKING OF THE CLOCK
by Alice Rix
of Beeston, Leeds

A Troubled Dream
SENSELESS
by Søren Karstensen
of Aalborg, Denmark

I Am Fifty-One

29th of April 2004 to 28th of April 2005

Above
TIME DIGGING DITCHES
by Simon Stokes
of Birchley Heath Road, Nuneaton

Below
the wild ƃuos
by Jamie Thom
of Waterfront Isle, Singapore

I Am Fifty-Two

29th of April 2005 to 28th of April 2006

Above
NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS
by Dominic Parker
of Brigden Street, Brighton

Below
WAS IT WORTH IT?
by Adam Fenn
of Waterbeach, Cambridgeshire

A Troubled Dream
EYES WIDE SHUT
by Aidan O’Keeffe
of Cork City, County Cork 

I Am Fifty-Three

29th of April 2006 to 28th of April 2007

Above
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
by Hugh Weldon
of New Southgate, London

Below
GREY WAS ALWAYS GOING TO WIN
by Shug Ilgunas
of Kirkfieldbank, South Lanarkshire

I Am Fifty-Four

29th of April 2007 to 28th of April 2008

Above
DRIVING NORTH
by Andrew Taylor
of Unknown

Below
IS THIS THE TRUTH?
by Eleanor Roberts
of Hounslow, Middlesex

I Am Fifty-Five

29th of April 2008 to 28th of April 2009

Above
ONE THOUSAND WORDS
by Jamie Sefton aka Seffers 007
of Victoria Park, Shipley

Below
BUZZING WITH THE MILK FLOATS
by Mr Gell
of Carlton, Nottinghamshire

I Am Fifty-Six

29th of April 2009 to 28th of April 2010

Above
ZOOM IN OR ZOOM OUT
by Richard Morgan (rh morgan)
of Trefforest, Rhondda, Cynon Taf

Below
APRIL COMES...
by Mr Hopkinson
of Princess Row, Bristol

I Am Fifty-Seven

29th of April 2010 to 28th of April 2011

Above
THE SEAS OF MEMORY
by Jackie Clewlow
of Sheppard Street, Stoke-on-Trent

Below
ON THE BENCHES
by Michael Islip
(As told to Excellent Raymond)
Of Weybridge, Surrey

I Am Fifty-Eight

29th of April 2011 to 28th of April 2012

Above
MY FOLLY IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FOLLY
by Lee Ashcroft
of Clacton-on-Sea, Essex

Below
TWO BLANK PAGES
by Matt Taylor
of Unknown

I Am Fifty-Nine

29th of April 2012 to 28th of April 2013

Above
WHAT IS NOW?
by Paul Hawkins
of Wathen Road, Bristol

Below
THE RAIN HAS STOPPED
by We Are The Offline People
of Les Lilas, France

A Troubled Dream
MERRY-GO-ROUND
by Brian Calvert
of North Shields, Tyne and Wear

SIXTIES

I Am Sixty

29th of April 2013 to 28th of April 2014

Over
A LITTLE BIT ME, A LITTLE BIT YOU
by Miv
of Broughton, Vale of Glamorgan.

Under
TWO EMPTY PAGES
by Smiley
of Unknown

A Troubled Dream
THE BULLETIN BOARD
by Bettina Heick
of Seevetal, Deutschland

I Am Sixty-One

29th of April 2014 to 28th of April 2015

Over
A LAND WITHOUT MAGIC
by Colin MacKenzie
of London Avenue, Glasgow

Under
PAINTING FENCES
by Henrik Flodell
of San Francisco, California

A Troubled Dream
DILEMMA
by Chris Payne
of Friendly, Sowerby Bridge

I Am Sixty-Two

29th of April 2015 to 28th of April 2016

Over
THE LIFE MODEL
by Jamie Woods
of Pontarddulais, Swansea

Under
TAME YOUR OWN PISH
by Rodti MacLeary
of Edinburgh, Alba

I Am Sixty-Three

29th of April 2016 to 28th of April 2017

Over
WRITE MY BLOG
by MaartenP
of Den Haag, The Netherlands

Under
POLICE SEEK ‘HERMIT’
by Ronnie Scott
of Belhaven Terrace, Glasgow

A Troubled Dream
A LINE OF TALL BIRCH TREES
by Gary Aster
of Widnes, Cheshire

I Am Sixty-Four

29th of April 2017 to 28th of April 2018

Over
FINDING YOUR 64
by Chris Kelly
of Drumgor, County Armagh 

Under
DEAD SIGNET IN MY RUCKSACK
by Phil Eaglesham
of Gourock, County of Renfrew

I Am Sixty-Five

29th of April 2018 to 28th of April 2019

Over
OVERCOMMITTING MYSELF
by Zev Greenfield
of New York, USA

Under
THE LAUGHING STRANGERS
by Ben Graham
of Eaton Place, Brighton

I Am Sixty-Six

29th of April 2019 to 28th of April 2020

Over
SUBMERGED IN DARK WATER
by Olof Cornéer
of Stockholm, Sweden

Under
‘MY ASSHOLE IS HURTING’
by Maki Suzuki
of Murchison Road, London

I Am Sixty-Seven

29th of April 2020 to 28th of April 2021

Over
TODAY I BANNED THE WORD PROUD
by Matthew Ivany
of Wymondham, Norfolk

Under
CHARITY SHOP THURSDAY
by Stephen Dorphin
(With thanks to Helen Murray)
of Coventry, West Midlands

I Am Sixty-Eight

29th of April 2021 to 28th of April 2022

Over
THE TRIMPHONE CONNECTS
by Alistair Pulling
of Dorking, Surrey

Under
TWO BLANK PAGES
by Klive
of Unknown

I Am Sixty-Nine

29th of April 2022 to 28th of April 2023

Over
MY BIG FEAR
by Roy Thirlwall
of Leigh-on-Sea, Essex

Under
WE ARE ALL MAGIC
by Steven Cunningham
of Dunfermline, The Kingdom of Fife

A Troubled Dream
AND THE UNPAID DEBTS
by Saul Taylor
of Milford, Derbyshire

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