THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN
TITLES & DATES
What follows are the titles and dates of all 154 of the letters written by The Elderly Gentleman. Thus, the dates each of the letters will appear on the Penkiln Burn website each year until the Penkiln Burn website no longer exists.
JANUARY 2022
One...
TENZING DEAD
Monday the 10th of January 2022
FEBRUARY 2022
Two...
MADE TO MEASURE
Wednesday the 23rd of February 2022
MARCH 2022
Three...
ELVIS in ORKNEY
Sunday the 6th of March 2022
Four...
PENSION PLAN
Monday the 7th of March 2022
Five...
GRACELAND IN THE GLENS
Wednesday the 9th of March 2022
Six...
IN THIS FRONT ROOM
Monday the 14th of March 2022
Seven...
TRANSITION
Wednesday the 16th of March 2022
Eight...
HEALTH ISSUES
Wednesday the 16th of March 2022
Nine...
TOP DECK
Wednesday the 16th of March 2022
Ten...
WASHING UP
Thursday the 17th of March 2022
Eleven...
MOWING LAWN
Thursday the 17th of March 2022
Twelve...
GUEST LISTS
Thursday the 17th of March 2022
Thirteen...
CORBY TWINNED WITH BEYOND
Friday the 25th of March 2022
Fourteen...
DAISY & THE DANDY LIONS
Friday the 25th of March 2022
Fifteen...
SEE YOU THERE
Saturday the 26th of March 2022
Sixteen...
LATE PERIOD MONET
Tuesday the 29th of March 2022
Seventeen…
OUT THE WINDOW
Wednesday the 30th of March 2022
Eighteen...
ACHES & PAINS
Thursday the 31st of March 2022
Nineteen...
ON THE TUBE
Thursday the 31st of March 2022
APRIL 2022
Twenty...
MANOR HOUSE
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-One…
PENSION PLAN #2
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-Two…
FAMILY BUSINESS
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-Three...
THESE PAINTINGS
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-Four...
THE 25 SKETCHES
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-Five...
ON TOUR
Tuesday the 5th of April 2022
Twenty-Six...
THE FAMILY
Wednesday the 6th of April 2022
Twenty-Seven...
MANX KITTENS – The Galloway Cover Version
Monday the 23rd of April 2022
MAY 2022
Twenty-Eight...
ELVIS AT THE BBC
Friday the 6th of May 2022
Twenty-Nine…
ELVIS WAS HERE
Saturday the 7th of May 2022
Thirty...
The 25 Paintings’ Tea Rooms
Monday the 23rd of May 2022
Thirty-One...
NEGOTIATIONS
Friday the 27th of May 2022
Thirty-Two...
RUMOURS
Saturday the 28th of May 2022
Thirty-Three...
THE CORBY OAK
Sunday the 29th of May 2022
Thirty-Four...
HELP
Monday the 30th of May 2022
JUNE 2022
Thirty-Five...
ITINERARY ONE
Monday the 6th of June 2022
Thirty-Six...
THE DEAL
Wednesday the 8th of June 2022
Thirty-Seven...
PENKILN BURN LIBRARY
Thursday the 9th of June 2022
Thirty-Eight...
ITINERARY TWO
Friday the 10th of June 2022
Thirty-Nine...
FORTY PIED WAGTAILS
Friday the 10th of June 2022
Forty…
SEX, MONEY & DEATH
Sunday the 12th of June 2022
Forty-One…
CONCERNS
Monday the 13th of June 2022
Forty-Two...
WE LOVE YOU
Monday the 13th of June 2022
Forty-Three...
MY GIRL
After Smokey and The Temptations
Monday the 13th of June 2022
Forty-Four...
TEA ROOM WEDDING
Wednesday the 15th of June 2022
Forty-Five...
RUNNING NAKED
Thursday the 16th of June 2022
Forty-Six…
ART MARKET
Tuesday the 21st of June 2022
Forty-Seven...
BEFORE YOU DIE
Friday the 24th of June 2022
Forty-Eight…
LOVE ISLAND 2025
Friday the 24th of June 2022
Forty-Nine...
MY PARANOIA
Wednesday the 29th of June 2022
Fifty...
BOY FRIENDS
Wednesday the 29th of June 2022
Fifty-One...
THE LOCAL PAPER
Thursday the 30th of June 2022
JULY 2022
Fifty-Two...
BEFORE YOU COME
Friday the 1st of July 2022
Fifty-Three...
THE TENZING
Sunday the 3rd of July 2022
Fifty-Four...
A LIGHT SHINING BRIGHT
Monday the 4th of July 2022
Fifty-Five...
ALL CHANGE! ALL CHANGE!
Tuesday the 5th of July 2022
Fifty-Six…
THE HALF MOON
Thursday the 7th of July 2022
Fifty-Seven...
CORRUGATED IRON
Friday the 15th of July 2022
Fifty-Eight...
THE FILM
Saturday the 16th of July 2022
Fifty-Nine...
THE KILLING MOON
Sunday the 17th of July 2022
Sixty...
BROWN CORDOROY
Monday the 18th of July 2022
Sixty-One...
THE REVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT
Monday the 18th of July 2022
Sixty-Two...
THE THREE Rs
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022
Sixty-Three...
DAVID DIONYSUS CAFFOLA
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022
Sixty-Four...
THE MINISTER’S WIFE
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022
Sixty-Five...
BUCKIE THE BASTARD SON
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022 (Evening)
Sixty-Six...
THE REVEREND TENZING SCOTT BROWN
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022 (Later in the Evening)
Sixty-Seven...
KENZIE, NINIAN & MULL OF THE RHINS
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022 (And even later in the Evening)
Sixty-Eight...
THE MANX KITTENS
Tuesday the 19th of July 2022 (And even deeper into the Evening)
Sixty-Nine...
THE TITLE
Wednesday the 20th of July 2022 (After Breakfast)
Seventy...
THE LAST NIGHT
Wednesday the 20th of July 2022 (Late Morning)
Seventy-One...
THE HOLE
Thursday the 21st of July 2022 (Down the Tube)
Seventy-Two...
THE LAST NIGHT – CONTINUED
Thursday the 21st of July 2022 (Late Morning)
Seventy-Three...
JUDGEMENT
Saturday the 23rd of July 2022 (Mid-Morning)
Seventy-Four...
THE JOURNEY
Saturday the 23rd of July 2022 (Late Morning)
Seventy-Five...
THE FLAWS
Saturday the 23rd of July 2022 (Very early in the Afternoon)
Seventy-Six...
RUNNING AWAY
Saturday the 23rd of July 2022 (Mid Afternoon)
Seventy-Seven...
THE TECH
Saturday the 23rd of July 2022 (Evening)
Seventy-Eight...
RITES DISEASE
Sunday the 24th of July 2022 (Early Morning)
Seventy-Nine...
WOMEN
Sunday the 24th of July 2022 (After Breakfast)
Eighty...
MEN
Sunday the 24th of July 2022 (Late Morning)
Eighty-One...
THE STORY
Monday the 25th of July 2022 (Mid-Morning)
Eighty-Two...
THE TikTok PITCH
Monday the 25th of July 2022 (Late Morning)
Eighty-Three…
HOW TO OWN ART
Monday the 25th of July 2022 (Early Afternoon)
Eighty-Four…
SEARCHING FOR THE MIRACULOUS
Monday the 25th of July 2022 (Evening)
Eighty-Five...
CURFEW TOWER CURRY
Tuesday the 26th of July 2022
Eighty-Six…
YOUR JOB
Wednesday the 27th of July 2022
Eighty-Seven…
I WILL REMOVE
Wednesday the 27th of July 2022 (Evening)
Eighty-Eight
THREE WEDDINGS AND A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT
Thursday the 28th of July 2022 (Early Morning)
Eighty-Nine...
DOPE VERSUS DOPE
Thursday the 28th of July 2022 (Evening)
Ninety...
THE BLOCK CHAIN OF SILENCE
Thursday the 28th of July 2022
Ninety-One…
URGENT RESPONSE
Friday the 29th of July 2022 (Morning)
Ninety-Two...
THE BIGGER PICTURE
Saturday the 30th of July 2022 (Early Morning)
Ninety-Three...
THE AGE OF CONSENT
Sunday the 31st of July 2022
AUGUST 2022
Ninety-Four...
IT HAS BEGUN
Wednesday the 3rd of August 2022 (Morning)
Ninety-Five...
THE HONORARY CURATOR
Saturday the 6th of August 2022 (Very Early Morning)
Ninety-Six...
The WE LOVE YOU WALL
Saturday the 8th of August 2022
Ninety-Seven...
CURRY BONFIRE WINE
or...
HOW TO CROSS THINGS OUT
Wednesday the 10th of August 2022 (Morning)
Ninety-Eight
VOLUNTARY PRISON
Thursday the 11th of August 2022
SEPTEMBER 2022
Ninety-Nine...
THE FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN
Thursday the 1st of September 2022
One Hundred...
MY OLD MAC
Saturday the 3rd of September 2022
One Hundred and One...
DAFFODILS & DEATH
Sunday the 4th of September 2022
One Hundred and Two...
SKIMMED
Monday the 5th of September 2022
One Hundred and Three...
NOT GIVING A SHIT
Tuesday the 6th of September 2022
One Hundred and Four...
COMPLETED
Tuesday the 7th of September 2022
One Hundred and Five...
DON’T BUY ART
Thursday the 8th of September 2022
One Hundred and Six...
TRAVELLING
Friday the 9th of September 2022
One Hundred and Seven...
TEA COSY ON MY HEAD
Saturday the 10th of September 2022
One Hundred and Eight...
BUY MY ART
Tuesday the 13th of September 2022
One Hundred and Nine...
SILENCE
Monday the 19th of September 2022
One Hundred and Ten...
THE RESPONSE
Monday the 19th of September 2022
One Hundred and Eleven...
THE INCOME STREAM
Tuesday the 20th of September 2022
One Hundred and Twelve...
ALSO...
Tuesday the 27th of September 2022
One Hundred and Thirteen
SEVENTY YEARS
Saturday the 27th of September 2022
One Hundred and Fourteen...
RATES OF EXCHANGE
Thursday the 29th of September 2022
OCTOBER 2022
One Hundred and Fifteen...
FREEDOM PASS by YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR
Monday the 3rd of October 2022
One Hundred and Sixteen...
THE 18 ADDER STANES
Tuesday the 4th of October 2022
One Hundred and Seventeen...
DRESSING UP
Thursday the 6th of October 2022
One Hundred and Eighteen...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Saturday the 8th of October 2022
One Hundred and Nineteen...
THE PEAR
Sunday the 8th of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty...
Miguel Quinteros
Sunday the 9th of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-One...
YOU GOT MY LIFE
Thursday the 13th of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Two...
THE PINK ’UN
Wednesday the 19th of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Three...
PRETTY FLAMINGO
Saturday the 22nd of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Four...
AUTOMATIC REPY
Saturday the 22nd of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Five...
THE LAND OF COUNTERPANE
Sunday the 23rd of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Six...
THE PENKILN BURN LIBRARY
Arctic Branch
Wednesday the 26th of October 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Sevent...
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
Monday the 31st of October 2022
NOVEMBER 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Eight...
SEMAPHORE SIGNALS
Thursday the 3rd of November 2022
One Hundred and Twenty-Nine...
FORGET FORGET
Friday the 4th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty...
THE FIRST POET
Sunday the 6th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-One...
SOUTHGATE MEAN TIME
Tuesday the 8th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Two…
TWENTY-SIX TEAPOTS
Tuesday the 8th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Three...
FORS AND NOTS
Wednesday the 9th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Four...
ON THE 382
Thursday the 10th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Five...
OTHER VERSUS UNDER
Thursday the 17th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Six...
FUED
Sunday the 20th of November 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Seven...
YESTERDAY
Tuesday the 22nd of November 2022
DECEMBER 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Eight…
THE DEATH OF A SMALL FISH
Thursday the 1st of December 2022
One Hundred and Thirty-Nine...
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Friday the 2nd of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty...
LATE
Saturday the 3rd of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-One...
THE NATURAL HISTORY OF CUSHENDALL
Tuesday the 6th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Two...
I PISH ON YOU
Thursday the 8th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Three...
THE LAST TUESDAY
Friday the 9th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Four...
PISHING IN THE SNOW
Monday the 12th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Five...
THE FOUNDING MOTHERS
Wednesday the 14th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Six...
BOOK OF THE YEAR
Thursday the 15th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Seven...
FULL OF WOE
Friday the 16th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Eight...
Ms Fox & Me
Sunday the 11th of December 2022
One Hundred and Forty-Nine...
THE ANNOYED VERSUS THE ANNOYER
Sunday the 18th of December 2022
One Hundred and Fifty...
MISUNDERSTOOD VERSUS UNDERSTOOD
Monday the 19th of December 2022
One Hundred and Fifty-One...
THE LIKE PAINTING
Thursday the 22nd of December 2022
One Hundred and Fifty-Two...
THE ONLINE FOLLOWING
Wednesday the 28th of December 2022
One Hundred and Fifty-Three...
INTRODUCTION
Thursday the 29th of December 2022
One Hundred and Fifty-Four...
I’VE NEVER BEEN TO LIVERPOOL
Friday 30th of December 2022
