THE TIED HANDS
12th of January 2025
The Tied Hands are many things.
One of those ‘many things’ is a touring band of players.
The Tied Hands are right now, as in the day these words are being written, halfway through their twelve-step tour of the World Wide Web.
The name of The Tied Hands tour of the World Wide Web is EMOTIONS.
It is not known why the name EMOTIONS has been given to this tour of the World Wide Web. You might be able to provide an answer.
Each of the twelve steps lasts no more and no less than Forty Days & Forty Nights.
Each of the twelve steps is hosted by a different website.
On each of the twelve steps of EMOTIONS, the lineup of The Tied Hands transitions. As in no one living person is ever in The Tied Hands, for more than Forty Days & Forty Nights.
But...
Over their tenure of being in The Tied Hands, each of the human members are invited and encouraged, or maybe even expected to...
Imagine, and then possibly record a recording, that has in some way been, motivated by The Shangri-Las record Past, Present & Future. A record that was first released in 1966.
Also...
Each embodiment of The Tied Hands are also invited and encouraged, or maybe even expected to...
Create a poster portraying a pair of their hands tied by ropes or chains or ribbons or even a mere will o’ the wisp. And post their poster in a location of their choosing.
And...
Host both the recording and the evidence of the flyposting on a website of their own choosing.
And...
As with Coriolanus Snow...
The Tied Hands have a back story. And this back story can also be hosted on each of the passing websites.
Contained within the back story are the reasons why the final step of the EMOTIONS tour of the World Wide Web will be marked on the 14th of November of 2025, on a website based under the Delia Derbyshire building in the English city of Coventry.
That marking may include the pressing of one thousand copies of a long-playing record containing all of the tracks recorded over The Tied Hands tour of the World Wide Web. This long-playing record will adopt the title of the tour, as in it will be EMOTIONS by The Tied Hands.
Also...
Versions of each of the posters will be printed and flyposted across the city of Coventry to celebrate the completion of The Tied Hands tour of the World Wide Web.
And remember...
Learn to supress your emotions or your emotions will supress you...
TOUR SCHEDULE
2024
STEP ONE:
From Under The Junction to "Caught By The River
Caught By The River is where some people get caught.
Between Friday the 17th of May and Tuesday the 25th of June 2024
STEP TWO:
From Caught by The River to Baba Hawker
Malaysian Restaurant in Melbourne, Australia.
Between Wednesday the 26th of June and Sunday the 4th of August 2024
STEP THREE:
From Baba Hawker to good cop bad cop
Performance makers in Cymru.
Between Monday the 5th of August and Friday the 13th of September 2024
Past Present & Future
(Ddoe, Heddiw ac Yfory)
Performed in Welsh by Petrofa Huw Morgan (age five and a half)
STEP FOUR:
From good cop bad cop to Electric Moo
A sonic phenomena occasionally spotted in the wilderness of Canada.
Between Saturday the 14th of September and Wednesday the 23rd of October 2024
Electric Moo’s interpretation of Moonlight Sonata and Past, Present & Future can be downloaded and listened to on their Bandcamp page by clicking HERE
STEP FIVE:
From Electric Moo to The Thinkers Hub
In The People’s Republic of Liverpool exists to make people in Liverpool think harder and even betters. And are hosting between Thursday the 24th of October and Monday the 2nd of December 2024
Past, Present & Future
Interpretation by Jet Set Willy Versus The Shangri-Las
STEP SIX:
From The Thinkers Hub to Death, Love & Broken Records
In Indianapolis, Indiana USA
Between Wednesday the 3rd of December 2024 and Saturday the 11th of January 2025
Past, Present & Future
Interpretation by Ranapana
2025
STEP SEVEN:
From Death, Love & Broken Records to Noisesurfer
Joaquín ‘kino' Ronco, in Castilla la Mancha, Spain
Between Sunday the 12th of January 2025 and Thursday the 20th of February 2025
Past, Present & Future
Interpretation by Noisesurfer
Although nothing is ever certain in the Penkiln Burn Universe, it is hoped that the final five steps of The Tied Hands tour of the World Wide Web will be hosted by passing members on websites, close to the following destinations...
STEP EIGHT
From Noisesurfer to GLENHOLME
In Luxor, Egypt
Between Friday the 21st of February and the 1st of April 2025
Interpretation by Mohamed Shamekh (words) and Samual F. Johanns (music).
STEP NINE
The Callanish Stones
On The Isle of Lewis
Wednesday the 2nd of April until Sunday the 11th of May 2025
STEP TEN
The Berlin Wall
In Deutschland
Monday the 12th of May until Friday the 20th of June 2025
STEP ELEVEN
The Road to Damascus
In Syria
Saturday the 21st of June until Wednesday the 30th of July 2025
STEP TWELVE
And in...
The spirit of Delia Derbyshire in The Shire
Thursday the 31st of July until Monday the 8th of September 2025
