
Monday the 9th of December 2024
From the desk of The Governor of CREE BANK
Dear Interested Parties,
Winning is for Losers is a novella by William E. Drummond.
Winning is for Losers was originally printed in its physical hardback form, under the title of BIOG 2024, in an edition of 200 copies.
BIOG 2024 was only to be made available directly from the hands of the novelist William E. Drummond to those actually attending an event at Scotland House on the Embankment in London in exchange for the sum seventeen pounds Sterling.
But...
William E. Drummond called in sick.
While in his sick bed, William E. Drummond took a pen from his bedside cabinet and crossed out the title on all 200 copies of the BIOG 2024, and scribbled on the front cover of all 200 copies its new title – Winning is for Losers.
William E. Drummond did not know why he did this.
When...
William E. Drummond recovered from his sick bed, he instructed one of his other selves, who goes by the name of a local artist, to return to his wall under the Junction, and graffiti it with the words Winning is for Losers. This was done in the hope William E. Drummond might learn why he had changed the title. William E. Drummond learnt nothing from a local artist graffitiing the words on this wall under the Junction. William E. Drummond is not good at learning.
Then...
William E. Drummond decided to explore different ways to distribute 200 copies of novella with the title Winning is for Losers.
Those explorations are proving fruitful.
No further information is available.
Yours with Trust,
The Governor of CREE BANK