PENKILN BURN
OR…
Or... is the first triptych of spoken novels by William E. Drummond
These novels will be published over time.
Or... includes...
The Life Model – first published when the Snowdrops broke through in January 2024.
To read or listen to today’s year click HERE
The Elderly Gentleman – First published when the Rooks rebuilt their nest in February 2024.
To read or listen to today’s letter click HERE
Tenzing Scott Brown – First published when the Blackthorn blossomed in March 2024.
If today is a Wednesday, and you feel the need to read or listen to a play click HERE.
If it is not a Wednesday wait until next Wednesday.
The 25 Paintings: 2024
To embrace, embroil and then reject what The 25 Paintings went through in their tenth step of their twelve year world tour in 2024, click HERE
Photographs taken by Tracey Moberly
EMOTIONS
EMOTIONS by The Tied Hands, are deep into their twelve-step tour of the World Wide Web.
Each step lasts no more than forty days.
The first step was from The Penkiln Burn to Caught By The River in London, until Tuesday the 25th of June 2024.
The second step was from Caught By The River to Baba Hawker in Melbourne, Australia, until Sunday 4th of August 2024.
The third was from Baba Hawker to good cop bad cop in Cymru, until Friday the 13th of September 2024.
The fourth step was from good cop bad cop to Electric Moo in Canada, until Wednesday the 23rd of October 2024.
The fifth step was from Electric Moo to The Thinkers Hub in The People’s Republic of Liverpool until Monday the 2nd of December 2024.
The sixth step is from The Thinkers Hub to Death, Love & Broken Records in Indianapolis, Indiana USA until Saturday the 11th of January 2025.
If you or yours want to host a step of EMOTIONS by The Tied Hands on their twelve-step tour of the World Wide Web please contact admin@penkilnburn.com
Read more about the Tour Schedule
TWA MARGARETS
Photograph taken by Tracey Moberly
Twa Margarets is the title of a film that continues to shift even as you read these words. The title itself refuses to stay fixed.
In previous times this film has cloaked itself under the title VOICES FROM THE GALLOVERSE and BILLIE & KEZZ
If uncertainty is to be embraced, as a force for good, and continuity as a force for evil, then all we can be certain about is this film, with no fixed name or abode, will be premiered at the Newton Stewart picture house on the evening of the 11th of May 2027.
And as we know, with all the greatest films...
Or at least the ones shot in Galloway*
Things do not end well.
If you feel that urge to follow the Twa Margarets down a lost lead mine in the Galloway Hills, in the hope you can catch glimpses of the Galloverse as it twists and turns...
Then...
Click on any of the following but changing links...
*Hunted and The Wicker Man
RESIGN or RESIGNED?
Sunday the 10th of November 2024
Dear Client,
Did She resign?
Or...
Was She resigned?
Either way...
If you want to read the resignation email written by admin@penkilnburn.com click HERE
Yours with Trust,
The Governor of CREE BANK
SCISSORMEN 2024
From the desk of admin@penkilnburn.com
3rd of October 2024
Kind Folk,
Something had to be done – or so we were told.
Back in 2023, Scissorman had tried and failed to surround London in some symbolic gesture to either cut of the balls of that city, or in fact cut off whatever balls Bill Drummond might have left.
The Intercontinental Twinning Association (The ITA) were called upon to try and resolve matters.
The ITA thought it might be appropriate to twin Scissorman with his namesake in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
But...
Once this was done, these twinned Scissormen wanted more. Or at least they wanted more attention. To do this the Scissormen focussed their attention on Springfield, Ohio in the USA, where Donald Trump was recently threatening to visit, so he could use the Haitian Diaspora as a target for his lies.
Undercover in the State of Ohio, these Scissormen recorded the soundtrack for a short film that exists to highlight the exploits of Scissorman in Haiti.
This Last sentence is not totally true. As in the soundtrack was also recorded in Columbus, Ohio and East17 via The Granite City and filtered through the waters of The Penkiln Burn.
It is hoped that the combined forces of these Scissormen, might - by coincidence - cut off what is left of the shrivelled testicles of Donald Trump.
But...
If you want to watch a film with the title, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS by The Scissormen it is here...
Kind Regards,
admin@penkilnburn.com
Post Script:
It has been brought to my attention and thus I feel impelled that I should share this information...
Donald Trump and Bill Drummond share many things in common. Both being men that have lied, not only to women in their lives but to you. Both are men in their 70s who are still under the illusion that they can act like they are still in their 30s. Both exploit their Gaelic heritage. Both are the sons of an immigrant. Both are unable to see themselves as others see them. Both have sat having afternoon tea at Turnbury while watching the sun set beyond the Ailsa Craig.
For SCISSORMAN 2023 click HERE.
THE GARDEN SHED
The Garden Shed is somewhere in Suburban North London.
Most mornings King Boy D locks himself in The Garden Shed so he can converse with The Spiders.
To know more click HERE
THE TRANSITION
From the desk of admin@penkilnburn.com
Friday the 19th of July 2024
Kind Folk,
King Boy D has transitioned from being what he was in previous decades, to being a Kingfisher, as in the bird that you might have once seen flashing up a river, burn or stream.
To learn more about the Deep History of this particular transition click HERE
Kind Regards,
admin@penkilnburn.com
