Further to a previous statement:
Notwithstanding an act of God or personal stupidity:
Bill Drummond will be on the border between County Derry and County Donegal, just north of Ballynagard and just south of Muff between 10am and noon on this Good Friday (tomorrow).
Bill Drummond will be there conducting a referendum, based on the first forty folk that want to take part in the referendum.
The question being asked in this referendum is:
Do they “agree” or “disagree” to the following additional clause being added to the Good Friday Agreement:
If either the Government of Ireland or the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland were ever to instigate their own country leaving the European Union, both governments would guarantee that as long as the island of Ireland existed, the border crossing between County Derry and County Donegal on the Culmore Road, would remain freely open for all those that wished to cross it, in either direction.
Also, further to the previous statement:
He will not have a border post but…
He will have two large text paintings on easels (see photos above and below).
Forty Hot Cross Buns, freshly baked by himself (see After Delia)
There will be no freshly brewed tea as previous statement claimed but…
He will have forty mugs with the words THE VERY GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT emblazoned on them.
Each of the folk taking part in the Referendum will be entitled to one of these mugs, a Hot Cross Bun and a copy of the proposed VERY GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT.
Tracey Moberly will be there to bear witness and document this referendum in whatever way she sees fit.